Bill Nye and Boomerang

Excerpt from Bill Nye and Boomerang: Or the Tale of a Meek-Eyed Mule; And Some Other Literary Gems Gentlemen: - In reply to your favor of the 22d ult., I herewith transmit the material necessary for a medium size volume of my chaste and unique writings. The matter has been arranged rather hurriedly, and no doubt in classifying this rectangular mass of soul, I have selected some little epics and ethereal flights of fancy which are not as good as others that I have left out, but my only excuse is this: the literary world has been compelled to yield up first one well known historical or scientific work and then another, careful investigation having shown that they were unreliable. This left suffering humanity almost destitute of a reliable work to which it could turn in its hour of great need. So I have been compelled to hurry more than I wanted to. It affords me great pleasure, however, to know what a feeling of blessed rest and childlike confidence and assurance - and some more things of that nature - will follow the publication of this work. Print the book in large coarse type, so that the old people can get a chance at it. It will reconcile them to death, perhaps. Then sell it at a moderate price. It is really priceless in value, but put it within the reach of all, and then turn it loose without a word of warning. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.